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beathany

The craziest ass hoe you will ever met and no matter the hair color blond as hell.
Damn she is such a beathany
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Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner
Look at the size of those weiner beaters
by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009
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the beatles

One of the, if not THE most amazing band ever to exist. At least in my opinion. Not everyone is going to like them, but you can't deny that they had talent (and they were really very cute :) Their music means something to alot of people, even if they were "omgzz lolllzzz stoned" Many artists still today use drugs as a way to open their minds. Everyone has a right to their opinion, but don't you dare ever judge such a band, just because you've heard the chorus to yellow submarine. Maybe you should go like I did, and since I never heard them, try out a few songs before you judge. If I was like what most of you people seem to be "omg they're sooo overrated, GO LINKIN PARRRK!" I would've missed out on something great.
The Beatles are amazing.
by erin errotic September 23, 2008
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Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
by tehsheriff May 25, 2009
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honky beater

A honky beater is a bat normally procured through ballpark giveaways. It is known as a honky beater due to its small size relative to a nigger beater. The benchmark for nigger beater status is roughly the size of a children's T-ball bat. A honky beater, in contrast, is roughly half the size of a nigger beater, with both a shorter length and smaller barrel circumference. Based on the theory that beating a honky effectively should require less effort than beating a nigger to the same degree.
Joel: Yo, fool, we done went on down to the minor league game tonight, got us selfs some honky beaters.

Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.

Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.
by duke5572 October 24, 2006
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beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.
i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah
by luke detty May 13, 2005
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The Beatles

The 1960s band which basically invented modern music.

Originally the 1960s equivalent of a "boy band" which frequently covered existing 1950s and early 1960s rock songs (they were once rejected by a major record label named Decca), The Beatles became so popular that they stopped touring after they could not handle the screaming fangirls.

Many people feel that this refusal to tour was instead a decision to concentrate on music which (back then) could only be produced using the studio. The Beatles then did many amazing things in the studio, which basically invented modern music. They also were key hippie figures in the drug counterculture.

A popular urban legend developed around the band, where bassist Paul McCartney was replaced by an impostor, which manifested itself in clues present in artwork and songs. (A similar conspiracy theory developed later regarding the supposed secret replacement of Pope Paul VI with an impostor.)

The Beatles broke up in 1969, with the last album being released in 1970. Key factors behind this were business issues behind Apple Records (then the 1960s equivalent of an "indie record label") and arguments between the songwriters Paul McCartney and John Lennon, especially regarding Lennon's love interest Yoko Ono.

A minority of people consider the Beatles to lack musical talent, and instead having more talent with "behind-the-scenes" stuff which was cutting-edge at the time.
Regardless of this debate, the Beatles did invent modern music, and because of this are appreciated to this day and probably for many future generations as well.
by TheSixthBeatle July 6, 2009
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