batman mask

When your ball sack is in the batwings condition, stretch it over someone's eyes like a mask.

The bitch fell asleep during the movie, so I gave her a batman mask.

by Internal Defect December 4, 2005

Batman

when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.

batman

he is stealthy and cunning...

cunning enough to be cumming

in your presence.

my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.

by Eriktheoz May 3, 2009

bitmonkey

bitmonkey = in computer related slang, opposite the slang terms used for car mechanics or enthusiasts such as "grease monkey" and "gear head" vb

official title on business card: computer hardware warranty specialist

responsibilities of said position: hardware upgrades, building, troubleshooting, diagnostics, repair

personal interest: building "rigs" (rig, defined as the computer tower including internal components), "tweaking" or customizing (modding)

self proclaimed title: bitmonkey

by piklando August 3, 2007

Batman

Sex move in which, post-coitis, the sex partner turns over to snuggle and finds you are no longer there.

After we did the horizontal mambo I batmaned her and was gone!

by The Radke January 8, 2011

batmaned

To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.

We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

batman

batman is the greatest most awesome hero, he'll kick everones butt in a fight, he is simply the best of the best , no one can ever kill him.

whos batman ???
' chris is batman '.

by the batman of aus December 31, 2011

Batmaning

Batmaning is a form of loving torture. To Batman someone, you must choose a victim you are able to hug or kiss on, preferably a sexual partner. The person doing the Batmaning must get undressed and don a Batman mask or cowl and sneak into bed with the victim. The point is to try to get cuddled up with them and get them all hot and bothered before they realize that you are in fact Batman! Works best with overly serious lovers.

Past tense:

Batman'd

Common variants:

Darth Maul mask = Maul'd

Optimus Prime = Prime'd

David was Batman'd in the shower yesterday.

Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.

Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!

by Damnitsasha March 22, 2010