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crawling bat

"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.

-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
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bat ping

When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you
i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.
by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017
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healthy-bat

"i only know good words...

...healthy-bat," -TommyInnit
by N3MOWEN December 8, 2020
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dyke-bat

A term used to describe a bat-shit crazy lesbian.
"That dyke-bat came at me with a studded whip because I accidentally mistook her for a male truck driver at the gas station."

"Crystal meth is a hell of a drug, it turned little Susie into a raging dyke-bat."
by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016
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Crimson Bat

A female, on her period, tags another person by spreading her labia and laying them on a person's body leaving a bloody image of a red bat.
"Dude... Lauren totally left a Crimson Bat on your back..."
by Sloppytacollama June 29, 2019
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bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no
I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT
by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017
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Bat Throat

Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.

Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.
Hey, Cleo, stop jumping around making croaky mouthwords like some kind of fluthy bat throat!
by mrneglect September 29, 2010
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