"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."
"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."
"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"
"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."
"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"
by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009
Get the Stuck in first gearmug. When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean
by Mislead student February 5, 2014
Get the First day façademug. The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.
"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009
Get the The First Law of Conversationmug. When you fall in love with someone who's just in your contact list but never met in person, after conversation on on-line chats such as Skype.
Dude 1: Man, I really have a crush on this girl
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.
by bouncie August 5, 2014
Get the Love at first skypemug. Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.
by Hilbe August 13, 2015
Get the asshole at first sightmug. The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨
Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*
by whyrugeh January 14, 2022
Get the The first word on the internetmug. The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.
by partyboy123 March 26, 2008
Get the First Fatal Pissmug.