Blessing

The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon

Blessing is dark as fuck

by ojaoisahfiofhioehqwrqiwohwqoid October 27, 2022

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

well bless your little heart

To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.

Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".

by FinnishSuperman June 3, 2011

Birthday blessings

To be thankful for the love shown, great friends, and friendly reminders that people care.

I’m grateful for the birthday blessings I was bestowed and the loved one close I hold dear.

by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

bless fight

A bless fight is where a 2 or more people fight however not in an aggressive way but more a test of strength

Come den blud lets have bless fight fam

by Aka Big Penis September 25, 2017

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018