bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener June 1, 2012

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

Bald Bun

When a woman says she is a man, says she is a feminist, and shaves her head.

Did you see that lady? She had a bald bun. Ewww

by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018

Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore

She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!

by Piglet98 August 16, 2018

Bald Banana

A shaved Dick/Penis

YO José has a Bald Banana

by Captain Peach August 17, 2018

Bald licking

Licking the bald spot

I want to bald licking Danny bald spot he's so fuckabke

by Adk47 August 25, 2018