A southern woman belonging to really any conservative, Christian faith who, to maintain her virginity, has only anal and oral sex rather than vaginal penetration.
Drew said, "I tapped her in the ass last night, but she wouldn't let me rip her pussy walls...she is such a Baptist Virgin".
by EloiseWuvs420 January 16, 2010
Get the Baptist Virgin mug.A sect of Protestant Christianity in the south east United States that are known for their very Caucasian congregations, believe in the absolute word by word truth of the King James version of the Bible, and perpetuate themselves by having their deacons find replacement preachers that will not disturb their fundamentalist and far-right theology. Sect is characterized by rampant hypocrisy, prejudice, racial intolerance, bigotry, small-mindedness, and an unenlightened view of the world and social change.
Waspish country clubs without the tennis courts.
Waspish country clubs without the tennis courts.
My uncle was a Southern Baptist preacher. He hated Jews, blacks, gays, and anyone on welfare; but he preached that Jesus loved everyone.
by Bill Garnett July 22, 2004
Get the Southern Baptist mug.I used to think Jewel was a hot folk singer with big tits, but after seeing her perform during a NASCAR race, I realized that she's just an Alaskan chick with flappy baps and a snaggletooth.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006
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No one knows what a Bape Cow is. Not even Bape Cows know what a Bape Cow is. They're too busy thinking that they're lemons. They ride Ragons and are omens of death. But we don't really know that because we don't know what Bape Cows are.
No one knows what a Bape Cow is. Not even Bape Cows know what a Bape Cow is. They're too busy thinking that they're lemons. They ride Ragons and are omens of death. But we don't really know that because we don't know what Bape Cows are.
by Omatoe-may? January 26, 2009
Get the Bape Cow mug.When a nice Baptist girl waits until her wedding night to have sex, only to find that her hymen has solidified and her nice Baptist boy is unable to penetrate her. After the embarrassment, awkwardness, and doubt subsides, she is forced to go have a doctor surgically "pop her cherry." This concludes the Baptist First Time.
*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.
*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Yo dude, your wife was a virgin, right? That's hot! How was she?"
Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."
Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."
Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."
Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."
by CMKTBH January 8, 2010
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Suppose you see a fine woman walk by with a nice ass, you can say, " Damn baby girl, I wanna baptise that ass" or "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my crib and I'll baptise that ass".
by Your Reverend August 4, 2006
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st. johns guy: whoa look at that fine girl over there!!
st johns guy 2: yea she goes to river oaks baptist! they're all like that!
st johns guy 2: yea she goes to river oaks baptist! they're all like that!
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