BULLSHIT ARTIST

1) Republican politician.
2) Conservative talk show host or author.
3) Fox News employee.

Did you listen to Dubya's State of the Union Message last night? What a bullshit artist!

by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006

autistic

a buzzword used by 14 year old redditors to describe things or people they don't like

"ew i don't like this game it's so autistic lol hahaha i called something autistic for the 500th time xdddd lol funny give me my karma and upvotes now"

by I don't know lmao April 5, 2020

artist

a master of the craft.

can also be understood as "ist", located at the end of the word being modified.

"damn, he ate all the pizza?"
"yeah"
"all ten slices."
"yeah."
"damn, that kids a straight murk-artist."

"you got there in ten minutes"
"yeah, i'm a fuckin' skirtist."

by dingdingding May 27, 2008

chore artist

Someone who chores on a regular basis

Mike is a thieving chore artist.

by chird September 10, 2003

porcelain artist

Some who takes pride in the aftermath of extreme and explosive diarrhea.

Bob: God damn Tom! You splatter blasted the hell out of the toliet. It's a real disaster zone!

Tom: I know I'm a porcelain artist! I'll be posting that on ratemypoo.com.

by Bob Buckland February 4, 2009

Choke Artist

Someone who, when faced with stress breaks down and enters an infinite loop. Common in people running for office, when trying to deal with higher energy candidates.

Marco: "Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world."
Donald: Man, you're such a choke artist.

by Gass'em Soleimani August 27, 2016

con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.

Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.

by crunkberry May 20, 2016