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Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.
Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020
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Australian

A backwards folk bred from cast out English prisoners forced to live next to the ocean because they live in the desert.

Most commonly heard using the term “shit cunt” or just “cunt” most usually accompanied by “oi”.
These savages are usually seen crusin with a mullet however not the gay American kind, the cool auzzie kind that looks hella fresh.
“Why is the man banging a dog?”, “I dunno, he must be Australian”
by gazember cigány majom May 13, 2020
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Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"
by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020
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Australian Drive-Thru

When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.
I didn't shower after last night, so I just hit the Australian Drive-Thru instead.
by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020
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Australian bird

Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross
by shirleyjjjjjjjj January 17, 2013
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Australian Mullet

A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.
I took off her pants and WHOA, what's with the Australian mullet?
by boredworker55 March 18, 2011
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Australian milky bomb

When you bust a load off a hill or any high surface, and land it in someone's belongings
"Aye did you see that Australian Milky Bomb I dropped last night?"
"Yeah mate! You got it right in his maccas"
by SamFuller March 13, 2023
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