The Australian Way

Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others

We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)

by D. Bear October 27, 2021

acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian

Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian

by YVHarder August 10, 2021

Australian bird

A euphemism for dildo.

Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross

by shirleyjjjjjjjj January 17, 2013

Australian Mullet

A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.

I took off her pants and WHOA, what's with the Australian mullet?

by boredworker55 March 18, 2011

Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.

Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"

by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023

Australian milky bomb

When you bust a load off a hill or any high surface, and land it in someone's belongings

"Aye did you see that Australian Milky Bomb I dropped last night?"
"Yeah mate! You got it right in his maccas"

by SamFuller March 13, 2023

australian kiss

a french kiss, but down under

person 1: yea, we australian kissed

person 2: damn dude, can't believe you went down there

by zephyrscylla March 20, 2023