Anime

Something you need in life. 👌

Me) Hey stranger, do you know what anime is?

Stranger)No?

Me)"Slaps stranger in face"

by Redpqnda May 1, 2018

anti-anime

A group which seeks to enlighten and inform anime fans of the dangers of becoming fanatics of anime fandom.

Don't confuse anti-anime with the mindless spammers and flamers who only seek to troll on websites and forums.

China has become so anti-anime, they've banned it from their country.

by ODMachine August 27, 2007

animal planet

A great television station to watch whilst stoned.

Stoner 1: "Did you see that? That guy's proper pissing that snake off. Animal Planet rocks."
Stoner 2: "What...? Yeah... Is that my twos yet?"

by Shinzou April 8, 2006

Anime-Style Cartoons

Cartoons that are influenced by anime so they look like anime.

Examples: Pucca, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Kappa Mikey, Teen Titans, Totally Spies, Jackie Chan Adventures, Xiaolin Showdown and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I should also mention that these shows are often mistaken for anime.

Because They could have:

1. Cartoon characters that look like anime characters

2. Funny and exaggerated facial expressions

3. The ability to turn into cute little chibi versions of themselves.

But I wonder...

What does everyone else think of anime-style cartoons?

I think it's pretty cool.

by AnimeandToonLover December 9, 2010

Anime Crack/Vines

It's a type of video on YouTube where people take some bits of animeand make something stupid and funny with it, mostly with editing and music.

"All right, today, we,re gonna be reacting to some anime crack/vines!"

by Sneaky Snitch July 30, 2016

real anime fan

1. A fan of Japanese animation (anime) that will only watch the original versions of the animations. They will not watch it in any other language (dubs). Usually they will watch the anime with subtitles. They absolutely hate and loathe any and all dubs, and classify them as abominations. It doesn't matter the level of talent the dubbing team has. It seems they hate anything that has their native language, and will often speak and type with a strange mix of their native tongue and improperly used Japanese. They pride themselves in only importing their anime from Japan and will never purchase anime from their national distributer. However, these types of fans are often guilty of illegally downloading anime with fan translated subs from the internet. Due to this, they are stuck with the translations from whatever fan group did the translating job. Because these groups are not professionals, the translations are often times more inaccurate than the dubs they despise (different groups will often have vastly different translations for the same anime). They also will mock anyone who watches any anime they deem inferior. They refer to themselves as "real" anime fans, "true" otakus, or purists. Other anime fans think of them as snobs or pretentious pricks.

2. Any person who likes many different anime. This person will watch both versions of an anime (dubbed and original) before making a balanced decision of which one they like better. Often times these people will have animations in which they prefer the original and animations in which they prefer the dub. Or sometimes they will find that they like both equally. They like a wide range of different anime from popular favorites to obscure ones. They would watch an anime they liked even if no one else liked it. They try to avoid being biased and judgemental and will welcome any new anime fan into the fold. They rarely refer to themselves as real anime fans because it seems egotistical, and they are humble.

1. That guy is a "real" anime fan, he only watches animes with the original Japanese audio, and bitterly hates dubs.

2. That gentleman is a real anime fan, he watches animes with the original Japanese audio as well as the dub, before making a balanced decision as to which one he prefers.

by Riyokintyu April 29, 2008

animal abuser

A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.

(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007