heaven donger

when you’re hitting a girl from behind, and you open the cheeks to see her insanely bleached asshole thus leading to blindness

tom: dude i need to go see an eye doctor tonight because this girl gave me a hell of a heaven donger last night

by buttercumbuttstuff August 9, 2025

Heaven

A geographical Location and no one knows the exact coordinates.The physical resting place of God,angels,Jesus and the holy spirit.

My grandpa died and went to heaven

by Titus rutto October 15, 2019

heaven's balls

A planet or moon

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry

by GlutBlast_Gangster1 September 3, 2016

Heaven

When gordos plays skeletons and you’re high with your grandparents

Gordos just played skeletons and i’m high with my grandparents; this is heaven.

by Chuck Worster March 5, 2025

pony heaven

(n) a place where horses go to when they die and then have horse sex

its okay... Sally is in pony heaven giving one last ride

by ISulliedMyself September 15, 2019

Heaven says

A song about a man getting tortured and forced to spell easy words like 'answer.'

HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER
WHY ARE YOU TORMETING ME LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, I JUST-
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'MANKIND'

D-I-S-E-A-S-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'SIN'

F-R-I-E-N-D-S
WRONG, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 'Y-O-U'

by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023

Heaven

Heaven is a beautiful young lady who deserves the world. She is kind, caring , and funny. She would never leave you behind no matter what.

Heaven has worked her hardest. Give her what she deserves.

by AJSTAYRIZZY November 22, 2023