Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Car Alarm

When a man with stretches out his balls, wraps up his cell phone with them, and has his wife/girlfriend call him

Fuck a scrotal tuck I rather have my wife give me a car alarm. Talk about good vibrations.

by Hush Lecter February 18, 2010

alvaro

a feeling you get when something bad is going to happen...or a bad feeling that won't go away

oh my gosh why won't this alvaro go away, it feels horrible.

by liegh January 14, 2008

Alvaro

Lil fagget that thinks he's the shit and always gets butt hurt for the littlest things

Ohh look, It's Alvaro

by Yeettttttbiyyyyyy May 30, 2016

alarming

(V)- setting the alarm at a certain time.

Im alarming for 10 o clock.

by Amita September 7, 2007

Alara

the meanest person alive

amelia:why are you so mean
ruby:init
alara:because i am PERIODT

by ieatmcdonalds April 20, 2020

three alarm pants

realy long shorts that go down to yur ankels

yo check out those 3 alarm pants

by myke July 8, 2003