The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.
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“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
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Sean Spicer's assertion that grass mats, biased photo cropping and secret service magnetometers hid the fact that Trump's inauguration crowd was, "the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration--period" goes beyond Trump's razor, to the realm of alternative truth.
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