"Alberta emergency alert system"
A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"
Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014
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n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up
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2. a strain of cannabis
(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
2. a strain of cannabis
(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
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Get the Fat Albert mug.a small town of about 10 people north of toronto ontario, not very well known for anything except for its 7 man march down the street every night.there's a high fear of populated streets in mount albert, more people are dieing due to the crowded streets, they're not used to it. there's a park and 2 convinience stores there, and that's about it. if you acquire a dealer in one of the 10 people living in mount albert, you'll recieve a text message EVERY day saying "you need tomorrow?" even when you're not in town. so when you think your town is bad, go to mount albert for a week.
guy 1: man i hate living in uxbridge, it's so ghetto and small. there's nothing to do here except for smoke up.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.
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