The small town of awesomeness. There's one public school, a Crap ton of old people who drive really slow, and a nudeist park that u don't want to deliver pizza to... that's all i'm saying...
by butterbaby92 April 24, 2011
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I had an awesome day in Port Alberni today, the sun was shining and I got a super wet blow job from a hot tourist passing through. She also had sex with my big dick, in Port Alberni, yeah Port Alberni super great place, better than Ukee or Tofino.
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CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?
FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?
CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.
FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?
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FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
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Get the Albert Einstein's brother mug.A small piece of shit town, full of rich old people who complain in department stores, fat irresponsible mothers, and stuck up rich kids. The full of shit government usually places about 5 photo radars at a time and gives out about 1000 parking tickets a day because they like draining money out of the civilians. Worst possible town to live in, triggers depression easily.
also see, hell
also see, hell
by kkkhellyeah June 16, 2009
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Person 2: "Dude, I was completely allerfucked! I could barely remember how to spell my name, let alone what year the military junta was formed in Nicaragua! I ran out of tissues and damn near fell asleep halfway through my essay."
Person 2: "Dude, I was completely allerfucked! I could barely remember how to spell my name, let alone what year the military junta was formed in Nicaragua! I ran out of tissues and damn near fell asleep halfway through my essay."
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