Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.

“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"

by Jacobcod October 2, 2018

Bongcloud Attack

A chess opening that is very funny and goes like this:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2

The opening is named after Lenny Bongcloud and popularized by Hikaru Nakamura on Twitch.

Jeff: "What is the best opening in chess?"
Person of culture: "The Bongcloud Attack."

by Polterkill April 22, 2022

Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

Slack-Attack

The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.

I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..

by sschirem March 7, 2013

Pig Attack

A pig attack is the mobilization of internet comrades to leave one-star ratings on a targeted Facebook page, usually bringing a high average rating down to only one or two stars. The term gets its name from from a popular term among online anti-imperialist circles, "pigdog", which includes all of the negative connotations associated with pigs and running dogs.

The slanderous page laden with misrepresentations of fact was the target of a recent pig attack

by kimjongunstoppable March 6, 2018

Part Attack

When a major part on your car goes kablooey.

Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.

John: Hey, Ben, are you taking Julie to the drive-in on Friday?

Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.

by Kalisiin February 18, 2013

Lac-attack

Because there's no name for when you get a reaction from being lactose-intolerant.

Friend 1: "Aren't you gonna get a lac-attack?"
Friend 2: *continues to eat ice cream* "I shall choose to suffer the consequences of my actions."

by ryuddaeng May 12, 2020