penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.

"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"

by AnJaHC May 23, 2006

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Ninja Heart Attack

In any video game:
When death occurs for an unknown reason.
Nobody knows how it happened.
Nobody knows why it happened.
Nobody knows WTF happened.

But, it's fucking hilarious.

Guy 1: "WTF, did Jesus just snipe me?"
Guy 2: "Bro, I have no clue you just fainted."
Guy 1: "Fucking Ninja Heart Attack, damn it."

by WolfRhino March 1, 2008

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Frank-Attack

If you are attacked by hundreds of people named Frank.

Betty: How did my husband die?
Doctor: He had a Frank-Attack...I'm sorry.

by nayr yllek August 23, 2009

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awk attack

When you are bombarded with awkness.

When everything around you in a situation is awkward.

Everything about that situation was awkward, i had an awk attack in there.

by awk hawk attack September 9, 2009

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When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.

Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"

Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"

by sweetpickle November 22, 2009

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Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained

Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!

by _____Fleur November 23, 2009

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Boogie Attack

An unwanted, somewhat aggressive approach in a club/dance hall/bar by a rather unattractive or drunk person, by method of dancing towards the victim, usually backwards, with the rear-end moving like the pendulum on a grandfather clock, gyrating up against the victim like the attacker was wiping their ass on the victims clothes.

Britney: "Holy crap, don't look"
Moesha: "What , what is it?"
Britney: "Damn girl, that fugly guy is looking at us. He's dancing like he's gonna do a boogie attack on me... eugh..."

by IAmJeff November 11, 2009

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