Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.

“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"

by Jacobcod October 2, 2018

Bongcloud Attack

A chess opening that is very funny and goes like this:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2

The opening is named after Lenny Bongcloud and popularized by Hikaru Nakamura on Twitch.

Jeff: "What is the best opening in chess?"
Person of culture: "The Bongcloud Attack."

by Polterkill April 22, 2022

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

sonic attack

A very quick masturbation

I just busted a sonic attack

by Barbaros bloody December 23, 2019

cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.

Kim was cak attacked.

by The Finch February 27, 2004

Hard-Attack

A public involuntary boner.

Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.

by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011

The Tricky Attack

A musician with some kick ass songs and a huge ass ego

Man did you hear that new EP from The Tricky Attack?

by MisterTheAsian March 10, 2019