Ash

A person who is too awkward to break up with you so they are doing it over urban dictionary. They want you to know you did nothing wrong but they just need a break from this relationship. They want to stay as a close friend, platonically.

person a: hey ash is breaking up with you but trying not to be a dick about it

by your_platonic_bestie June 17, 2021

Ash

The most cutest,hottest,brave,caring boy there is and loves windex aka some special girl but likes to pretend to be gay to hide the Evidence he likes that beautiful girl and should tell her he likes her she wants to date u ;)

One Pacific person named ash is the cutest guy out there and please stop pretending to be gay i here u and the other 3 talking about u liking me in class

by Hails115 November 20, 2020

Ash-Water

When a women has her vaginal discharge all over the place, like everywhere, the walls, the roof, your mouth. Can result in spontaneous slippery slides.

Common causes of this: too much probing and PMS.

How to avoid: Use a wet vac when probing

Guy 1: She just ash-watered everywhere!!!
Guy2 : its like a water park in here... weeeeeeeeee!!!

A girl: I should have brought an extra pair of undies, I just made an ash-water!!!

by Chopface October 12, 2011

Ash Gilbert

Is the absolute definition of a dickhead.

Ash Gilbert is such a dickhead and little cretin

by Lollol1999 May 10, 2018

Ash button

When your smoking while playing a video game and you forget to ash and you find your lap covered in ash or an extra long ash thats just about to fall but carefully balance it to the ashtray after the level is finished, This is common in driving games, or fighting situations.. Ash often falls during a slight button push, also know as one puff levels, as you only get one puff and the cigarette finishes before the level does..

Smoker 1: Im going to win this race,
Smoker 2: nup

smoker 1: told ya i would win, shit i just wasted a whole smoke on that run,

Smoker 2: F U!!!

Smoker 1: Ash button baby!!!!!!

by iamcorey August 26, 2010

RYAN AND ASH

RYAN IS RYAN IM ASH WERE ON FACETIME RN AND RYAN IS A CUM SLUT WHO SUCKS MY DICK OH YEAAAAAAAAAA IM ASHY POO N ILL RIDE ON YOU HEY RYAN END THE CALL PUSSY

RYAN AND ASH U SEE THEM? ASH IS COOL RYAN IS A GAY FAG

by HEYMEIMMERYANISGAY November 14, 2021

Ash

my beautiful boyfriend, with most gorgeous clear green eyes and softest brown hair. cute freckles on his pretty face and his perfect body

i love ash sososososomuch

by k.k.u.u April 26, 2022