Almond

In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!

"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"

by Smart Ass 137 July 29, 2012

Hop On Among Us

guys what happened on December 9th please I'm so confused someone tell me

On the 9th of December, you are allowed to Hop On Among Us.

"Bro What Happened On December 9th"
"They Hopped On Among Us"

by Josh Stormont March 15, 2021

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 5, 2014

Ammonium

An element that's not on the periodic table.

Student: That Chemistry test was so confusing, I couldn't find Ammonium on the periodic table!
Teacher: That's because it's not an element, it's a polyatomic cation with a dative bond; NH4+.
Student: Shut the fuck up.

by Wikibeatfood November 23, 2019

Almond Joy

To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.

Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.

by Lemonade Man420 April 22, 2020

Armonk kids

Kids who live in Armonk where 99.9% of the people are fucking rich. 99.9% of the people are spoiled. The kids are overly obsessed with getting straight A+s and if they get an A they become depressed. People care a lot about looks. They spend money on Gucci, Channel, and the list goes on. If you don’t have any of these items you are said to be poor. Parties are very interesting. They are all hook up parties. However that .1% of people are not spoiled. AND some kids are stupid but that’s fine bc they’re rich so they’ll pay their way into a ivy legue school.

i hate these Armonk kids.

by iwanttobefamous June 18, 2019

Armonee

Armonee is hot,nice and thoughtful,you don’t ever wanna try an Armonee she will do bad things to you, Armonee is the boy/girl who get all the girls don’t underestimate an Armonee

Did you see Armonee she’s so pretty

by Armanee Wilson November 22, 2021