alain

1)a total fuckhead
2)an act that involves the tying up of one's best friend, to make them watch you have sex with their girlfriend

1)Wow, look at that ginormous alain!
2)Dude, i totally got alained last night

by Gary Poes October 6, 2008

ALfie

Alfie is a clapped little boy who will sit in the shower n never pull a girl in his life. He think hes a full in roadman but in fact he’s a big fat pussy, who will do anything in the world for attention. He has no friends bc no on one actually likes him n people just pretend :)

Alfie is the most clapped lad

by ailuj July 21, 2019

Alain

1. Doesn’t have the ability to stop things from coming out of his nose

2. Very cute, but coughs a lot😷
3. Has an odd obsession with burritos

4. Weird philosopher and smart (has a answer for every question)

Nobody:
Alain: *cough* *cough* *cough*

by BlackGirlMushu April 23, 2019

Affinity

"Raiding" guild on Runetotem, now defunct.

Famously joined elite progression guild <The Silver Runetotem> en mass after being unable to progress past the first boss in ZG, despite record breaking dps by Skytiger, rogue.

Although ostensibly lead by Vyasha, later accounts suggest that Bluda, warlock, covertly controlled things.

Mushupork: "Jalam, I just talked to Vyasha. <Affinity> wants to join, en-masse."

Jalam: "Again?"

by Lowpass February 4, 2009

Albinomonkey

noun. The most awesome, questionably human, guy in the world. An Albinomonkey is very agile and restless and is often seen climbing trees, jumping fences, and generally performing awe inspiring feats of skill. Albinomonkies are pale like vampires, yet very attractive to all females. An Albinomonkey is nice, humble, and has amazing hair that resembles that of a greek god. Most humans find Albinomonkey mind numbingly hot, and must avert their gaze to retain their sanity.

Dude, i think I just saw a white Ninja...

That must of been the crazy ass Albinomonkey!

by WitnessOfTheMonkey February 19, 2009

alfie

the most beautiful and talented person you have ever met. though she'll deny it, she knows she's frigging amazing.

she spends her time on twitter retweeting feminist jokes and fighting about gender roles, because no matter what alfie believes everyone should be treated equal.

fren #1: see alfie over there?
fren #2: oh hell yeah, alfie's the prettiest girl in the room.

by morningphan April 16, 2017

Alfie

Alfie is a hench boy with a large dick. But he doesn't exept eye contact till marriage as he is a good Christian Boy. He can play fortnite with one hand and loose but he doesn't care as he is a maverick #logang4life

Female: Woah, is that Alfie in Church
Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019