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alfie

the most beautiful and talented person you have ever met. though she'll deny it, she knows she's frigging amazing.

she spends her time on twitter retweeting feminist jokes and fighting about gender roles, because no matter what alfie believes everyone should be treated equal.

fren #1: see alfie over there?
fren #2: oh hell yeah, alfie's the prettiest girl in the room.

by morningphan April 16, 2017