"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton
by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!
by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often
by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022

by Dictionary Carrot December 11, 2020

The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one
by Louis Koch III May 9, 2019

by MufasaTweedle October 20, 2013
