Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.
by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020
Get the The potato theorymug. Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.
She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"
by Person.forever May 13, 2021
Get the Potato Sexmug. by potato boi lover 16 March 14, 2018
Get the potato boimug. by Witherswither May 17, 2016
Get the crouched potatomug. SCOOPSKY POTATOES
by Mike the meme man December 16, 2017
Get the scoopsky potatoesmug. by JFfan February 22, 2019
Get the Potato fuckermug. by bean.bunny February 15, 2021
Get the potato movemug.