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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.
Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."
by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019
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Jarring

hannahs so jarring
by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxxo February 15, 2022
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jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025
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Jar Fiend

Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.
“That Neckbeard on discord places pony figurines in jars and cums in them. He’s such a Jar Fiend”
by G.Fitz May 28, 2022
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Jarring

Chelsea and Grace are so jarring.
by chjicken September 29, 2020
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Jarness

Jarness worked well today
by Jarness man 101 February 14, 2021
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