a dude who’s addicted to porn, watches fifty shades of grey for the plot, eats a lot, tall and loves kai- also he is super gay
by mirandacoopershand May 6, 2020

A person who is extremely knowledgeable in all things concerning tea. Can be relied upon for accurate tea recommendations! Usually pretty hot but that's unrelated.
by Kalkalkal April 2, 2022

by Axelthecoolestguy June 7, 2024

When one simply farts in the shower and proceeds to follow through upon his actions and paint the town brown
by Mysticmick January 17, 2025

by Dxlicous Cxpcake July 21, 2021

When a man only listens to Drum and Bass Father for 22 years meaning he forms a working iphone charger coming from his arsehole, he then proceeds to use this iphone charger, the only way he can now charge his phone is by shagging underage boys in the ear.
"Jesus this phone won't charge I wish I could have dirty Dom!"
"That makes u a nonce u retard!"
"What if that's a bit of me?"
"That makes u a nonce u retard!"
"What if that's a bit of me?"
by Rozza Gooner March 27, 2021
