Dildo Boy

A dumbass fuckboy who calls himself a sigma when really he just looks like a bleached asshole, literally.

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. Doesn't he look like a fuckboy?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like such a Dildo Boy.
Person 1: ... A fucking what?

by Sableraven January 31, 2023

Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.

With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.

by kuhlschool February 6, 2018

Natural Dildo

Yet another way to say penis... Just what the world needed

1: Have you fucked a Natural Dildo?
2: No I'm still a virgin I've only used plastic ones.

by SlightlyMango February 4, 2022

Hillbilly dildo

It is Kentuckian for «corn cob»

Person A: I can go for some hillbilly dildo tonight.
Person B: You can go for hillbilly dildo every night.

by Cezanne 57 August 7, 2021

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

Pink dildo

Pink panthers shlong

Bro 1:Wanna try the new pink dildo?
Bro 2:Hell Yeah!

by Xerts March 5, 2022

Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020