May 5th

National show CJ your titties day.

“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”

by Jackjaxkjack May 5, 2022

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022

May 5th

National send your gf a picture of yourself day

Gf: it’s may 5th
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄

by User84739639 May 5, 2022

May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022

May 5th

National sent tiddy pic day.
Send this to someone and they have to send a titty pic bra on or off.

ITS MAY 5TH! YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!!

by Ancles May 5, 2022

5th period chorus girls

they are lesbians.

Wow, look at those 5th period chorus girls, bet they are lesbians.

by You know me already ;) September 14, 2022

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022