Fridge

A slang insult used towards an obese individual that is shaped with similar geometries (and likely total mass) of a fridge.

“Okay fridge you’re the one that needs to buy two seats on an airplane”

by apex player 1 July 25, 2024

Nuking the fridge

Throwing a microwave at a fridge as hard as one can.

"Holy shit Dave was caught nuking the fridge!"

by Pee hole jenkins July 2, 2021

Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .

Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.

by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.

I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.

by BlackToast69 September 25, 2020

No Fridge

When you are a very difficult situation or bad outcome.

This started from warm beer. No fridge! It now applies to anything bad or a bad situation.

by Eddie Eagle December 23, 2020

Hot Fridge

slang for microwave

This food is too cold, I'll put it in the hot fridge for a few minutes.

by Stuart Little 2 January 14, 2023