crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.
by michen98 December 19, 2013
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j and g

j and g are brother from other mothers.

j was born 250098756 days before g

as g was born j farted and g died
david bell: i hate you

herbert: you are a J and G

david bell: what the fuck is that?!

herbert: hey chris
by nigellelus October 28, 2010
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J-Hope

He is the lead rapper in the korean group BTS , he is literally a ray of sunshine , this man can make anyone smile and his duality is scary .Now I want to squeeze his cheeks and 3 seconds later I want him to punch me in the face cause he is so hot lmao.Overall he is just a sexy ball of sunshine and that 's why we love him.💜💛🌻💛💜
J-Hope : Hi! I'm your hope , you're my hope , I'm J-Hope!
by Cristina48 May 12, 2019
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Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.
I Cold-J's Derricks wife
by blorgismorgis November 04, 2019
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J-lighter

Something that is so trippy, it makes you want to light up a joint.
-Man, have you heard that new Bat for Lashes track?

-Yeah, it's a real J-lighter.
by tehee<3 June 24, 2011
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J-stew

To re-post news in a group chat being un-aware that someone else already shared the story.
Come on Nick, another J-stew; we got that news from John 3 hours ago.
by Murcie May 11, 2021
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J-Axe

A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
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Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
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Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
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Sh*t
Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
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What a complete load of J-Axe
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I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona
by Steely Hill January 13, 2007
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