by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
(created by h3h3)
(created by h3h3)
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018

Short for blessed.
Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
1: I'm truly bless
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
by fresca2178 January 22, 2016

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018
