Dive in dick-first

1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.
1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.
by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020
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diving into the red sea

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.
by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003
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pearl diving

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one
I went pearl diving last night on this fine ass Asian girl named Kiki.
by Dan July 25, 2004
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Bulgarian Swan Dive

(2 beds will be needed and spread atleas five feet apart, a hotel would be prefered) During sex have the woman go on the edge of one bed and spread her legs and create a target while the man goes onto the other bed and attempts to dive his penis into the girl. (some practice may be required,)
It took me 15 attempts to do a bulgarian swan dive on my girl last night
by the weinerman November 17, 2010
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Russian Nose Dive

Where you stick your asshole on somebody's nose when they are asleep.
Did you see Michael last night, I gave him a Russian Nose Dive while he was asleep.
by jynxsk8 October 02, 2008
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chocolate sky-dive

An expression which describes when an person poos (slang for excretion) from great height. It must then hits an unsuspecting pedestrian which at minimum hospitalises them. However for maximum points, the impact must kill them. Giving pink eye adds bonus points.
Dude! The other day me and Derek chocolate sky-dived this disabled kid from the top of my apartment! He almost died and got pinkeye, that's so many points!
by the chocolate sky-diver December 26, 2010
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diving into the red sea

Having sloppy blood=filled oral sex with a girl on the rag. High-five!
Man, your girl is being a bitch today! Is she on the rag?
-Fuck yeah, but I get to dive into the red sea later!
-High five!
by JRP November 17, 2003
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