Chipotle is way better than baja fresh. Baja fresh is just a bunch of salsa dumped on a taco shell with some meat. Chipotle gives you an over-stuffed delicious, nearly orgasmic, food experience that leaves you with a fulfilling stomach ache that lets you know that you've eaten well. Baja fresh isn't even fresh. Why do they say so? Their stuff comes in frozen bags. Yumm. Chipotle is so good. Way better than baja fresh. I would rather eat old taco bell than baja fresh. Baja fresh might even be a public health hazard. I don't know but it could cause cancer, or even premature fattness.
customer: yo could i get a burrito?
Baja Fresh: sure, here's some shit i found in the garbage can that Joe the homeless guy wouldn't even eat.
customer: That's disgusting. I'm going to chipotle. And I'm calling the FDA on you. You gross mofo.
Baja Fresh: Ahhh shit.
Baja Fresh: sure, here's some shit i found in the garbage can that Joe the homeless guy wouldn't even eat.
customer: That's disgusting. I'm going to chipotle. And I'm calling the FDA on you. You gross mofo.
Baja Fresh: Ahhh shit.
by burrito battle November 19, 2007
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by kingding dong April 23, 2008
The illiest, coolest, most gangster person around. They always know what's going on. Look to this person for ideas on how to be hood. They'll know what to say.
by you ain't know? November 13, 2007
Garrett be so hood fresh right now, that hes gonna go cruisin down the street in his '64, in his purple hoody and black wife beat.
by BG17 January 19, 2009
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referring to new, good looking girls you haven't seen before.
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