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Holiday-whore

1)The act of using someone to accompany you to family gatherings.

2)Using someone to get great gifts during the holidays.

3)Person who does the act previously mentioned. Male or female.
Mark - "So, what's new?"
Shelly - "Oh, nothing, just trying to figure out who I'm going to holiday-whore with this Christmas."

Mike - "What'd you get from your holiday-whore?"
John - "A new cellphone and this jacket."
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Google whore 

One who obsessively google's one's self, or searches the google for any reference of their name or likeness for the sole purpose of booting one's ego. Especially when sharing said results with others.
Fabian's such the google whore that he takes time every week to mention all the new things he saw that week while googling his self.
Google whore by BillyLO June 8, 2009
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fps whore 

When bitches go over 130 fps in surf maps so its easy.
Guy 1 : Dude he beat simpsons in 1 min 32 secs that fps whore...

Guy 2: STFU. ROFL your the one who made a video of doing it in 5 mins and your net_graph said 210 bitch.
fps whore by DA MILKSHAEEE July 20, 2009

Porcine Whore

A porcine whore is like a pig whore. Porcine means- Of or resembling swine or a pig. It's like calling someone a whore or a pig yet when used together it is more offensive.
Johnny went out bar hopping last night and woke up next to some porcine whore! He likes them big but damn, that chick was huge.
Porcine Whore by Mysery's Bitch December 26, 2009

Digicrack Whore 

When a mate, usually female gets her fat ass overly addicted to some kind of MMORPG and decides that her online relationships are more real and more important than the people she shares living space with, including children, and then decides to pretend she (or he) is no longer IN an actual relationship because they "dont wanna" or "are emotionally involved with someone else now."

Can be handled easily by whistling tunes from old Warner Brothers cartoons, ie. Bugs Bunny as he sings "Jimmy Crack Corn and I Don't Care..." an online database of alternate lyrics are in the works and will be published soon, stand by with your additions...
friend, teachers, family, casual aquaintences: "So, are you two talking these days?"

You:<singing or whistleing> "Digicrack whore, and i dont care..."
Digicrack Whore by WowWidowmaker23 February 11, 2010

Conversation Whore 

A person who quickly switches between people they are talking to (in person) , without notice.
While in the hallways Emily Micc is a total conversation whore.
Conversation Whore by TellyR September 1, 2010

bitch-whore shit-dick

Usually a prick. A 'bitch-whore shit-dick' will usually fuck up everything he/she does. They don't care about anyone except themselves, so you can never really trust them. Unknown why they do the things they do. Call your friend this and it's quite possible they will shit their pants then slap you in the face. "Bitch-whore shit-dick" is interchangeable with the words dick, prick, coward, asshole, fuck-face, pussy, etc.
Person #1: Why are you being such a bitch-whore shit-dick?

Person #2: Because I'm a pussy.

Person #1: That's what I thought.....