Flipping my benders

An exclamation of denial, usually said by minecrafter mrcrainer

Guy: Are you flipping my benders right now!?

by BlazingHusk October 3, 2019

toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste

Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.

by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019

poopy in my pantsies

when u go poopy in ur pants

Friend: “Brandon, lets go!”
Brandon: “I just went poopy in my pantsies.”

by fornite<mc August 2, 2019

Finger My Linguini

Fml= Finger My Linguini

Almost like a “suck my dick” or “eat my ass”

Hey Charlie, finger my linguini!

by belladonna29 August 18, 2019

Update my finsta

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .

"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"

by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019

Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.

Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!

by Barg8 August 25, 2019

Queef on my Birthday

When someone says "Queef on my birthday" they usually mean that something bad or really awkward happened. This term is usually used by Skaters, Snowboarders, Surfers or Longboarders. Sometimes when the situation wasn't as bad then they say "Queef after my birthday".

Degnarly: "Dud remember when that girl caught you staring at her ass?"

Vestigialman: "Yeaaah man that was like a Queef on My birthday mannn."

Degnarly: "Yeah Man that was not sick man that was awkward man"

by Vestigialdud May 30, 2018