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longboarder 

Person who normally rides a longboard skateboard rather than a more traditional short skateboard. While most (not all) skateboarders tend to have a tendency to attempt to be cool by rebelling against society by listening to music with no flow to it and by hating everyone around them; Longboarders are generally more chilled out; Opting for more peaceful genres of music like Ska and also just skate to enjoy the ride, not to act like cocky jerks to everybody.
Skater - Man... People all suck. I hate my parents who pretty much payed for this board.

Longboarder - That's too bad bra. I'm just trying to enjoy life as it comes dude

Skater - Well you're a pussy too!

Longboarder - Damn...

*Karma.. Skateboarder crashes in freak accident after failing a trick and ends up on Scarred. There's his 15 minutes of fame*
longboarder by Masa Thor July 7, 2008

longboarder 

an intelligente person who is usually more chill than a regular skateboarder and is less likely to do drugs. sometimes an adrenaline junkie
skater: hey man wanna smoke some weed
longboarder : no thanks bruh I'm to busy bombing hills and chillin
longboarder by nerdcustomlongboards December 18, 2012

Spectrum Longboards

A growing Longboard company of pure power
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over the town!
Spectrum Longboards. Go buy there board man!

longboardgasm 

Longboardgasm is when you haven't skated in so long tat it feels like your orgasming when you ride
Me: It was a year since i went longboarding

Tyler: yea when I got on I had a longboardgasm

Longboarder 

People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"
"wow that guy is such a poser, who is he?"
"he's a longboarder"

Longboarder 

A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego.

To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:

- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
Person 1:Hey want to go do something?

Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard

Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.

Longboarder:No gays allowed.

Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.

Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.

(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
Longboarder by Carl Dowling October 8, 2009