Ur mom

Some fat milf who doesn’t have a husband

Damn bro ur mom is so fat!

by Djdbjejdb July 17, 2022

ur mom

Anyone who says this... I mean, idk what to say. Just make sure you stay away from them, they could be a dangerous Year 7 undercover ready to bite your toes off.

Me: Hey, what you doing today?
Undercover Year 7: ur mom
Everyone around him (also Year 7): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who has friends and a father that actually has a sense of humor: 😂😂😂😐😐😐

by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 9, 2021

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025

Ur mom

“Ur mom” (considered one word) Is a widely used term for the old saying “jo-mama” which date backs to 1500 BCE. “Ur mom” can be used is these next situations:
What’s the homework?
Ur mom
Why you so dumb

Ur mom
Of course these are very basic ways to use this word but I’m dumb as hell so don’t expect

Who’s your favorite person…
Ur mom

by “Apple slice vibes only” April 20, 2022

your mom

hot

person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: your mom- shes hot
person 1: NOOOO

by shreks big toe September 28, 2022

Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.

The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM

by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025

Ur mom

They person who had you they person you call mom

Ur mom is bussin bussin

by UwUlillibug September 16, 2021