mom

damn yo mom fat af

yo is that ur mom?

nah im adopted *starts mongolian start singing

by udovic je picka licka November 23, 2021

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ur mom

someone who gave birth to u and loved u ur whole life

ur mom

by charli that me November 23, 2021

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Ur mom

When you don't know what to use in an argument. Say "Ur mom" and you instantly win.

Peter: Hey Joe, i hope that your dino nuggets are soggy and that you have chlamydia

Joe: Ur mom

Peter: I'm so sorry please forgive me Joe

by MegaChad69420UrMom November 23, 2021

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Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman

"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"

by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021

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That one person who really REALLY misses you right now. This may not seem important now but spend time with your mom when you see her. I’ll give you a story, In the summer I spent it with my dad and barely saw my mom. After that, I found out that I had to come live with my dad which I really didn’t want to do. Ever single day after that I missed her and I still barely get to see her. A mom is someone you can count on when you need someone. A person who you can trust with secrets. Love you mom!

Mom: So what’s new today?
Daughter: *tells about day*
Mom: thank you for telling me! Love you!

by nothtemiddlechild November 23, 2021

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Mom-Sum

According to Hector, A local father in Bremerton. A Mom-sum is defined as a Mother of multiple children that she carries on her at the same time, does their best to maintain a happy home and even though she have support from others, will often decline the help, Being a mom-sum does include playing dead when receiving phone calls or knocks at the door.

Wow, Did you see that lady carrying both her kids at the same time she must be strong!

She not strong she is a Mom-sum

by D. Holguin January 21, 2025

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