mint hot chocolate

...is for nubs

Boselli is a nub for drinking mint hot chocolate

by yotangounegrandegatolosmipante January 28, 2009

Emmett Hot Pocket

The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.

"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"

"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"

by KMP4 April 6, 2014

Hot cheese sundae

It's where you creampie someone in church

I gave my wife a hot cheese sundae in the middle of service last week.

by Vjiranen April 26, 2017

hot tamale house

a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey September 30, 2008

Soggy hot dog

N.-

A wet penis, soaked with ejaculate or lube, between two butt cheeks, male or female.

N.-

A bedraggled penis

Officer Julian relieved Officer Joe of his duties after giving him a soggy hot dog.

by xzero1500 September 4, 2014

hot shitty mess

When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul

"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."

"His report was a hot shitty mess."

"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."

by Melba December 2, 2003

balls ass hot

A high, muggy, sweaty environment that is usully found when a large group of people are in a small area. Balls ass hot is detected by a person's crotch or anus. See swamp ass. Used to describe the temperature of a location, not of a person.

It's balls ass hot in your house, Dave. Let's all go outside.

by Sweating Tom July 30, 2007