pee in my butt

Screamed in satisfaction to beneath all those unworthy.

Richard: I'm winning....
Waverly: I'm catching up...
Gabe: And I steal the win, PEE IN MY BUTT

by Blaqcolossus September 23, 2020

Bloody Butt Nugget

During the act of taking a painful shit the turd tears appart your insides causing a immense pain and significant anal bleeding. The turd is then coated in a juicy red liquid.

I just seriously shit a painful bloody butt nugget.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

shit your butt

When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit

dude i was so sick last night

Did you shit your butt?

by Hamsandwhich March 15, 2015

tuffted pucker butt

An achey uncomfortable feeling, almost queazy in the testicular/anal region usually occuring but not restricted to when way up high on a ladder, or the edge of a high roof.

I really hate to climb ladders. Everytime I look down I get a tuffted pucker butt.

by gordoncharly August 10, 2006

beer butt gusher

the act of taking a real fizzy type of beer and opening it carefully 'usually in a bottle', and ramming it into your partners ass then shaking it up to cause the beer to explode rushing out the sides of the asshole causing a gushing effect this can also be called NIAGRA FALLS,BEER SPRING,or my favorite TH BEER GYSER

dude i suprised her with a beer butt gusher last night she was pissed

by dick up ass November 4, 2009

butt crack-of-dawn

early morning sunrise over the mountains

I've been up since the butt crack-of-dawn.

by Emmy November 25, 2003

butt on (one's) shoulders

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"

"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 8, 2005