you look like you get no bitches on your dick

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

by Kiciot January 2, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

30 like a nils

Invite all your friends to a place
Eat the whole cake at once

take a 24h nap after that

is your birthday coming soon ? iI hope he doesn't turn "30 like a Nils".

by SunOfPeach October 8, 2023

Like-Jaculate

Can apply to both individuals and groups.

For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.

Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).

Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)

*Megan and 15 other people like this*

Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!

... Later that day...

Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.

Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.

by MegsGirds October 13, 2011

quivering like a shitting dog

The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking

Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017

i like food

did u search this thinking about food?

are you hungry?

- hi how are you?

- i like food

by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020

seems like

...comes across to this uneducated individual, due to first-hand experience from their 110% urban street life, like...

Seems like Sammy's Italian deli, several blocks down, is closed, even though it's Thursday afternoon. Can't quite make it out from this here 'partment. 'S rainin' cats 'n dogs. Don't got no inernet, m'phone's dead, powr's out (@ least on my block), so i can't pull up no day'is number, don't got no paper wit no coupons, dunno Sam's address, 'n don't got nobody comin in or out willin'a search 'im on dey 'is phone.

by tripleFfactoryWerkor April 8, 2020