dirty hurty

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

Dirty sombrero

When you bang her in the ass, then take the truffle butter and halo it around her head.

“After I banged her asshole I gave her a dirty sombrero.

by Dirty sombrero June 7, 2018

Dirty Godfrey

A sexual act where one of the partners shits and cums into a bottle and mixes it, making the other partner consuming it.

Did you here what maya and Nicole did? It sounds like Maya is a Dirty Godfrey.

by Monekeyjew March 14, 2022

Dirty Bubble

When you bust a nut in a girls mouth and make her laugh when she swallows so the nut comes out of her nose, like milk, and forms a cum/snot bubble

She told me to stick my finger in her ear but I got confused and ended up giving her a Dirty Bubble instead
When your girlfriend has a twin sister so you get confused and give her dad a dirty bubble

by Eratic_mastermind February 21, 2018

Dirty Cluelezz

To use a Girls nipples like the turning knobs on audio-equipment. The dirty cluelezz is often performed by Dj’s and other people from the music industry.

Chris gave her such a dirty cluelezz, he nearly ripped her nipples of.

by Schmelzer July 27, 2022

Dirty Milwaukee

Showing up to your Grindr date with nothing but your tool belt and a feather duster.

Matt showed up to his dates house doing the ole dirty Milwaukee

by Hippiedevil April 6, 2020

Dirty Myran

When you shove your hand up someone's butt and work their mouth like a puppet.

I just saw Jo give Billy a Dirty Myran!

by TeamKTE June 5, 2020