Butt Cheese

Cheese that is stored between the butt cheeks

women: dang i'm hungry

man: well i got some butt cheese

women: that is interesting, what kind?
man: i have swiss, american and cheddar

by igotcheese June 18, 2018

Cheese-ing It

To fail poorly when said fail could've been easily avoided.

*Joe misses the ball*
Will: Joe you idiot!
Joe: i'm just fucking cheese-ing it

by WagnerTheHunter June 20, 2018

Cheese

A food that you cant eat if you are lactose intolarant lickcheese

Mmmm cheese

by Absoluteswag June 21, 2018

Cheese

A fucking vegetable.

"Cheese is a vegetable nigga"-Barack Obama

by Butter Milk June 23, 2018

Cheese

Ali is cheese

Ali is cheese

by I love Zaria June 27, 2018

Milky Cheese

when the entire chamber of the bong fills up with smoke.

That boy got milky cheese when he hit the bong.

by seductivecow July 5, 2018

Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.

I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018