Charlie Brown

The act of pouring an espresso shot into someone's ass and slurping it back out.

Be careful when Susan says she wants a Charlie Brown, she makes those espresso shots extra hot.

by Incogkneegrow August 10, 2019

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I never touch that Charlie Brown.

by 1701D May 16, 2022

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The act of inserting a finger (or toe) into your partner's rectum without warning, often as good-natured retribution for minor arguments

"My wife wouldn't let me turn off that terrible TV show the kids were watching, so I gave her a Charlie Brown later as payback."

by Ryhh December 28, 2017

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Slang for fecal matter often when referring to taking a larger one

Guys, I really need to take a Charlie Brown or else I'll shit my pants!

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charlie brown

If you have a poop that is nutty and smells slightly like peanuts

Guy1: Dude I shit my self
Guy2: What type?
Guy1: The old fashion charlie brown

by pixlepanda232 November 12, 2014

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When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

by CockMonster101 July 28, 2015

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The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

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