Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

by Toe knee October 5, 2021

Getting brown maced

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it

Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man

by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025

Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.

Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.

by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013

brown out

when a baby takes a shit in a public pool so everyone has to leave

Everyone get out of the pool, it's a brown out

by pancake167 February 2, 2020

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

brown pinnocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection and performing the Brown Pinnocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinnocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

browning

when you are shitting, but you suck it back in right before it comes out. it has to be 70% out in order to suck it back in. you have to almost shit yourself to brown. You CANNOT brown with diarrhea.

Oh my God! I'm boutta brown! I'm boutta brown!! I'm browning!! Oh my... there's brown all over me..

by ForkedUpBrickedUp November 4, 2023