Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.

Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!

by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025

Biting my balls

Something said when someone is pressuring you into doing something you don’t want to do.

Can you stop biting my balls please

by Millycarn May 26, 2025

biting my balls

used as an synonym for getting peer pressured or convinced into something, explaining how you were persuaded into something.

“mate when did you get a dog”
“bro i didn’t want it but my missus was biting my balls about it”

by penguinqueen48 May 26, 2025

Waxed his balls

A term used to describe a woman consenually having sex with a man. When a woman is having sex with a man and her vaginal fluid or orgasm gets on his testicles and the motion of the sex act acts as a polisher or buffer to his balls.

She waxed his balls!
She has been waxing his balls.
He's getting his balls waxed by her.
He has been getting his balls waxed by her.

by FionaAnn5 August 2, 2025

Suck my balls

What you tell the family dog to do

You: just suck my balls! U put peanut butter on them this time!

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Break my balls

From a French-to-English translation of a phrase that means “annoying someone”.

SHABNAM!! DON’T BREAK MY BALLS ANYMORE, OK??
IF YOU DO, GET LOST SOMEWHERE ELSE!

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Are you tickling my balls?

This phrase is similar to the common English phrase "are you yanking my chain?" This phrase, however, is often reserved for more formal occasions and should be used when around figures of authority.

Boss: I will be giving you a raise.
You: No way dawg, are you tickling my balls?
Boss: Nah I am so deadass
You: You are such a legend, homie

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025