mind jack 

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

mind jack by Jake White August 5, 2009

Speaker Jack 

Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.

- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!

Speaker Jack by Shaytan July 5, 2010

cracker jack Realtor 

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

cracker jack Realtor by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010

fumble jack 

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.

The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.

fumble jack by evil ian November 23, 2010

Spicey Jack 

Special strain of Jack Herrer marijuana from California with strong pungent spicy smell.

I got that spicey Jack fire it up

Spicey Jack by siense360 November 26, 2010

Lumber Jack Festival 

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.

Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...

Lumber Jack Festival by SW3518 December 27, 2010

Stall jack 

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.

Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.

Stall jack by asdflasdfasdffff January 21, 2011