Nut-tastic

When you eat a food that is so succulent that you immediately bust a nut.

Overwhelmed by the nut-tastic steak, he was unable to contain himself at the dinner table.

by Nut-tastical May 18, 2019

hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil

jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.

“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”

by ieattoehair March 15, 2025

deez nuts

man bady part manily used for a joke

hi says p1

deez nuts says p2

1i had cheese buger

2 i yr dads deez nuts

by yrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mooooooooooooo March 2, 2022

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.

Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.

by Poppie January 18, 2019