Michael Ian Black 

n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.

Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!

Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.

Michael Ian Black by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

Congo Black

A person of very dark complexion as to when the lights are off you can only see the the white of their eyes

Dam! He's so congo black that I can only see his smile in the dark.

Congo Black by CountryGrammarGirl2 June 21, 2008

The Black Kid 

The sole lonely nigga on the all-white high school basketball team, one who everybody wants on their side.

Symptoms: Has an impressive vertical of 39.5' , can run the 100m dash in under 10 seconds, and can recite the lyrics of the Jay-Z song that plays during the warm ups.

Oh shit guys, hurry up and cover the black kid before he owns us like Kobe..

The Black Kid by Cracker99.5 June 18, 2010

A case of the black ass 

Tired, don't wanna do anything, your ass is dragging on the ground therefore it's dirty and black.

I have a case of the black ass today. I don't feel like doing anything.

A case of the black ass by Long hair don't care January 13, 2018

Rebecca Black 

American "singer." Her only music video, "Friday," was found and posted on Tumblr, and eventually turned her into an internet celebrity, with over 9 million hits on YouTube within 5 days.

Rebecca Black wants you to know that yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, Saturday is tomorrow, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Rebecca Black by JoRich April 2, 2011

jesus vs a black hole 

The ultimate showdown.

What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.

jesus vs a black hole by wtfersdf September 1, 2006

the black mages 

the completely awesome band that does almost all the music for all the final fantasy games.

Kevin: Did you listen to "those who fight further" by the black mages?
Me: Yea, it rocked!

the black mages by deadly_frost July 20, 2006