Fat Pig

The penis of a man who doesn't want to make it known he his talking about his penis.

"Leave my fat pig alone!"

by Mysterious Frying Pan June 18, 2018

Ultra fat

When u more fat Than Kim jong OOF

Guy: bitch u ultra fat
Girl: no u

by Kevindafuckboi1337 September 10, 2018

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

fresko fat

A juicy fart (literally juicy). google boy wet dans

Never share underwears. Once I did and the leesee brought them back fresko fat'ed.

by David Gill October 6, 2003

Fat Bites

Food items known to make people fat. Originally coined from Wisconsin cheese bites.

Caden, are you eating those fat bites again?

by Skelly Fat Head June 6, 2024