offline games

these are hell. not because they aren't fun, because they can be, but because of one thing. if you don't have internet/wifi, the last thing that comes to your mind is to actually PLAY them. and when you DO play them, which will most likely be when you have internet/wifi...

ADS.

person 1: yoo what do you want to do
person 2: im just gonna play some offline games
person 1: fucking dumbass

by GodlyWorlds May 3, 2023

the house of games

a Lan center in plantsville connecticut

Lets go to the House of Games

by Phil February 27, 2004

this game is so bad

The game is good, but I just got unlucky

k9soju when 8th in his TFT game
k9soju: "this game is so bad"

by nousagi January 30, 2023

Bean Game

When a group of friends (usually teenage boys) plays a game of “chicken” where they eat as many beans as possible and masturbate repeatedly to the point of the winner ejaculating to the consistency of baked beans.

Billy and Joey and Tommy got together for a round of the bean game. Those boys are so gross…

by bagsandborbs August 10, 2022

My Life, As A Game Character

My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.

Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

Google Play Games

An aplication that might be installed in a device or is already there by Google company. This app offers recommended games to try (50% are boring as hell) and games with their own achievements.

The shitty part about it is that is full of uninterested, tasteless usernames that cheat through the Learderboard while like some fucking cowards: they play things like Hay Day , Candy Crush, or any video game +100 achievements and have a ninja profile.

{Or probably XP cheating}

-Dude I got 2.758.573.052,54 score on Google Play Games Learderboard while having the name "BonelessGamer39".
- KYS.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Driftwood Game

Making women fall in love with you by taking romantic photos of driftwood on the beach. Because all women find driftwood aesthetically pleasing.

Giga Chad: Why do all the chicks like that artsy guy and not my stupid muscles.

Chris: Dude it’s 2024. Put down the weights and get a mirrorless camera. You need some Driftwood Game.

by Starwheel July 16, 2024