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monkey muncher

name for Asian person who eats monkey
"hoolei fukke is a monkey muncher"
by gorzan August 10, 2021
mugGet the monkey munchermug.

Chunky Monkey

Another name you can nickname your girlfriend. Means cutie in a fun way.
Hey Chunky Monkey, where we going today?
by Ghosttl3at January 4, 2023
mugGet the Chunky Monkeymug.

Monkey

The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: alright go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
mugGet the Cock Monkey Promug.

Monkey

An animal that is usually used to call black people.
Wassup dumb monkey?”
Nothing much. You?”
by Yoda YTP August 15, 2021
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Female Monkeys

See!? They DO have a thing! That's probably the thing I'm seeing.... Right? The scent you can see?
Hym "So female monkeys have it one could reasonably infer that people how something similar."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
mugGet the Female Monkeysmug.

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