BLUE DUCK

BLUE DUCK DICK

IOE BLUE DUCK DICK

by anonymous December 1, 2023

blue waffles

somebody told you to look this up. it's not waffles that are blue.

I love blue waffles for breakfast

by kaj333 December 2, 2023

blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

by pasha63 December 7, 2023

Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.

"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"

by D Kay December 18, 2023

shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 1, 2023

Montana blue cheese salad

When you eat out an inbred or a family member with a yeast infection

Chloe pollan gave her mom a hot Montana blue cheese salad

by Kohpissyboi September 2, 2023

Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.

Now I’ve got blue balls all day!

by BarryBaz September 7, 2023